8:52 PM
Friday, July 20, 2007
competition going on! and from the tagboard, its kill kahjun, minus 5 marks, kill jasmine, plus 2 marks?
OIE KAHJUN! i shall write a story, so, total 30 marks right? and kahjun die minus 5 marks right?hmm.. here goes
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one day, kahjun was walking down the street. he walked on happily, listening to his mp3, a piano dropped down and flattened him, kahjun dies!
kahjun came back to life, and he was crossing the road to school, when a lorry filled with sand fled by and banged him down, also burying him in sand, kahjun dies!
once again, he came back to life, happily sucking on a lollipop in class. but halfway through the lesson, someone whacked him on his back, causing him to choke on the lollipop and therefore, kahjun dies!
kahjun just died of unknown reasons.
well, you know it now, he's coming back to life! this time, he is very careful to not walk under any windows, to cross the road very carefully, not sucking on any lollipops, and not dying a sudden death.
well, here he is now, kahjun the cockroah, who had died four times!
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well, kahjun died four times! wahahaha, hmmm..
guess this story can maximum get a 10 eh?
-jasmine :D
p.s wahaha, who call u whack me with the pillow at geraldine's house! XP
LAMENESS - 7/10UNREALISTICNESS - 8/10INTERESTINGNESS - 6/10TOTAL: 21/10However, due to certain rules and regulations, her marks have been deducted by 20.NEW TOTAL: 1/30 <---- MOST PRO 1
6:56 PM
Thursday, July 19, 2007
Wow, competition.
After ages of not posting anything on the class blog;
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well, the story im gonna tell, is actualy a joint production of me and puvan.
i posted this on the T*tib** blog quite some time ago and im gonna post it here.
Adventure to hell (for main text, refer to the other blog)
*SobSob*..Visited hell today..*SobSob*
It all started when i got sick of XXXing my husband..
I had kissed the kids on their growing *ahem* (and im PROUD of it XD) and swung them to school with my gay *ahem*.
Then I decided to walk back home.
As i walked back through a dark alley in Geylang, 2 people, namely, a spoilt BRAT and a Beer Tummy, along wth my enemy DA Claw, attacked me.
They stripped me and then took hold of my *ahem* and twisted them.
Then thew used clothes pegs to pin them together.
The Claw then used his claw to pinch me half-dick.
Then they went back to twisting my clamped up *ahem*.
This went on forever and now they have me hunged by my *ahem* in their dungeons.
Oh no!! They are coming, AHHHHHH!!!~
The Spoilt Brat went: "Call me spoilt BRAT rite?!"
The Beer Tummy went: "Call me beer tummy rite?! You bloody filthy gay!"
Spoilt Brat and Beer Tummy: "Its pulling time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
They showed faces of revenge...
Titiboy: "OUCHHHHHH!!!OWWWWWWW!!!!!!"~~
lols. the end
p.s *ahem* means (watctisfamousof)
dickson
LAMENESS - 6/10UNREALISTICNESS - 7/10INTERESTINGNESS - 9/10TOTAL: 22/30
10:31 PM
Monday, July 16, 2007
since i am bored and there is a competiton going on...i shall think of a stupid story and take part in it...yay!!
one day when i was walking down a road happily...i saw kah jun.....he poped out wearing his shell and his skin tone was chocolate brown in colour.... he was holding guns on 4 of his tiny little legs.......
he said," SOTONG GIVE ME ALL YOUR LEGS AND MONEY OR I WILL KILL U!!!"
"like u can kill me...-.-lll," i replied
he was fumming mad...so he use the guns and shot off 4 of my tentacles...blood started shooting out of my tentacles *SSSSSSSSS*.....and the tentacles all fell on to kah jun....*crack* and kah jun died.....='(
tat is y now i only have 4 limbs....
THE END...
by sotong....
LAMENESS - 8/10
UNREALISTICNESS - 7/10
INTERSTINGNESS - 6/10
TOTAL: 21/30
6:38 PM
Sunday, July 15, 2007
All e4-rians, listen up! Let's organise a story telling competition where competitors post their stories here. Winner will get a treat from CLEMENT (too bad for you). Stories will be graded according to LAMENESS, UNREALISTICITY and INTERESTINGNESS. Each aspect shall be worth 10 marks.
Well, of course, the honourable judge will be namely, me. Me as in KAHJUN.
[Competition is organised because the class blog is getting dead. Even the tagboard ain't as alive as last time.]If our dear class monitressess have objections about this competition, feel free to end it.
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Sorry Sherrie. Didn't have the patience to wait for you to reply my sms]A fine example would be something like the previous post about kahjun[me] and XXX.
5:13 PM
*BANG, XXX falls to the ground, blood flowing out from XXX's chest, eyeballs rolling on the floor, intestines stringing out, kidneys bursting, stomach swelling*
unfortunately.. the class realised that was kahjun.. and everyone starts sighing.. phew.. it wasn't XXX.. false alarm..
however, on XXX's way out, XXX tripped over kahjun's dead body. XXX's face fell straight into kahjun's kidney, which frightened XXX so much, that XXX struggled and got caught in the kahjun's intestines, and after 5 seconds of intensive struggling, XXX finally died...
5:06 PM
Tuesday, July 10, 2007
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Due to friendship reasons, i have decided not to show the person in the background. To those who know, pls do ur best not to disclose the person behind. ANYWAY, THE CENTER OF FOCUS HERE IS CLEMENT!!
8:42 PM
Sunday, July 8, 2007
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They locked the windows, doors and hid inside the classroom during catching. SO PRO RIGHT?!
11:25 AM
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