NEWS 5 :
tonight on news 5, we got a serious case of school injuries and an interview with ANDREW

-we will be right back after the comercial-
...yo ppl wanna learn an easy rap, just approached dickson and ask him for the vulgar rap in hokkien...

there had been a serious case of bully in zhss and it seems that the victim was a boy-who can't stop insulting others-named ryan lim ......it can be seen that ryan gets into a fight everyday without fail and whats more, the injuries only last on him for some time and that guy just never learn his lessons. a report from one of the attacker:" that ryan called me a red babboon and i got mad and whack him on his (0(k...i used my knuckles and i hoped that he wasn't injured too badly... " scientist said that if this ever continue for the rest of ryan's life , he could kiss HAPPY FATHER DAY goodbye

-we will be right back after the commercial-
wanna find a place to vent off your anger..... then come down to 'beat up ryan house' today and vent your anger on him. free for the first 1000000 customer,unlimited punches!!!

being a guai ppl may not be a good thing. lets listen to the conversation with andrew:
reporter= R / andrew=A
R:andre if you are stuck on an island together with your class, do you think you would survive? how are you going to find your food?
A:i will hunt.
R: when you kill the prey ,there would be blood splattered allaround right
A: 'ignore ppl looks'
R:what kind of milk do you drink? is it cow milk that they get from the cow udder?
A: milking the cow is porn
R: why is it porn? [andrew got no reply]
R:then you drink goats milk? [still no reply]
R: sigh... from my experience, andrew drink 'HoMo SaPiEn milk'
R:andrew is so selfish, want ppl watch porn so he can drink milk.

that's the end of tonights news, we would see you again next day?, week?, year?
PS: all the above are true although we left out lots of the dirty parts